goblinbird:

pastellicpyro:

becca11389:

Homestuck Trolls

YOU MADE THEM LOOK THEIR AGE SCREAMS

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via ghostmeenah)

@23 hours ago with 19166 notes
tupacabra:

nigga just ate a booty flake

tupacabra:

nigga just ate a booty flake

(Source: sinascheeeen, via snarling-stilinski)

@2 days ago with 111542 notes

disneyprincest:

my teacher is spraying febreeze on this kid who came to class high

(via ghostmeenah)

@3 days ago with 95697 notes
me in class:wait what happened
me in class:what do we do
me in class:what do we write
me in class:when's the test
me in class:what is this
me in class:how do you do this
me in class:what
@5 days ago with 480325 notes
bowtied:

thetardisisatprivetdrive:

The Doctor found your blog!

Hello- yes- sorry! Didn’t mean to surprise you, just a bit of a non-routine routine… checkarooni. Oh… no, not checkarooni. What in the blazes is a checkarooni? Really, Doctor. 
But no! Truly, there’s nothing to worry about. Just a bit of a —follow-up, yes, a follow-up, after that whole situation with the Wi-Fi. If you’re wondering, you are A-OK. I think, just one more quick—…… ah, yes. No residual, soul-sucking hotspots here. Relax, and- and… keep on scrolling. 
Oh, and if you happen to see a fish on your monitors… don’t be alarmed. He’s microchip-encapsulated, called Barnaby. I had him on the TARDIS monitors and then he just went swimming off into the Wi-Fi. If you see him, just, you know, shoo him in the general direction of my when-and-where. 
(Okay, so less of a follow-up-with-the-Wi-Fi, more of a I’ve-lost-my-bio-fibre-optic-fish… but I digress!)

bowtied:

thetardisisatprivetdrive:

The Doctor found your blog!

Hello- yes- sorry! Didn’t mean to surprise you, just a bit of a non-routine routine… checkarooni. Oh… no, not checkarooni. What in the blazes is a checkarooni? Really, Doctor. 

But no! Truly, there’s nothing to worry about. Just a bit of a —follow-up, yes, a follow-up, after that whole situation with the Wi-Fi. If you’re wondering, you are A-OK. I think, just one more quick—…… ah, yes. No residual, soul-sucking hotspots here. Relax, and- and… keep on scrolling. 

Oh, and if you happen to see a fish on your monitors… don’t be alarmed. He’s microchip-encapsulated, called Barnaby. I had him on the TARDIS monitors and then he just went swimming off into the Wi-Fi. If you see him, just, you know, shoo him in the general direction of my when-and-where. 

(Okay, so less of a follow-up-with-the-Wi-Fi, more of a I’ve-lost-my-bio-fibre-optic-fish… but I digress!)

(via timeforanedventure)

@1 week ago with 45696 notes

(Source: ugh, via crapnesseverdeen)

@1 week ago with 114059 notes
disapointings:

this is actually like wow

disapointings:

this is actually like wow

(via dreadlessdreammore)

@1 week ago with 234431 notes

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

(via based-lucifer)

@1 week ago with 91319 notes

how to be an absolutely adorable spaz

↳ a guide by the Doctor

(Source: seeyouaroundprofessor, via timelordbutts)

@1 day ago with 2498 notes
rnikan:

the first thing you should notice about a girl is her eyes

rnikan:

the first thing you should notice about a girl is her eyes

(via timelordbutts)

@2 days ago with 71451 notes
onemindarmy:

“Hey, I’m Arnold.”

onemindarmy:

“Hey, I’m Arnold.”

(via ghostmeenah)

@4 days ago with 22128 notes

sourwolves:

sourwolves:

sourwolves:

some guy just knocked on my door and said “ben?” last time i checked i am not a ben

he just did it again and i had a moment of self doubt like

maybe i am ben

update: they found ben

i am not ben

(via heisalreadyjunko)

@6 days ago with 147866 notes

hooruss:

some-atoms:

It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.

self conscious brains aww

(via heisalreadyjunko)

@1 week ago with 130918 notes
human-soul-shinigami-heart:

itssomethingthathappenswhen:

Never judge a book by its cover
i scrolled past this and scrolled back up, had too

This. Just this.

human-soul-shinigami-heart:

itssomethingthathappenswhen:


Never judge a book by its cover

i scrolled past this and scrolled back up, had too

This. Just this.

(Source: lost-teddy, via heisalreadyjunko)

@1 week ago with 209987 notes

the-shade-of-sonic-lipstick:

vaugner:

on episode three of sherlok and I’m still not exactly sure who destiel is

he’s the one holding the sonic screwdriver

(Source: kusakaryuuji, via heisalreadyjunko)

@1 week ago with 55957 notes
Zelda Triforce