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@14 hours ago with 14587 notes

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

(via pizza)

@2 days ago with 385796 notes

spirantization:

you can’t be a bisexual if you’ve never dated a girl. all bisexuals must submit proof of dating history before becoming fully licensed and must be registered to continue practicing bisexuality. please renew your licence every 5 years to avoid reclassification as hetero- or homosexual and to remain eligible for our annual picnic and raffle.

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@4 days ago with 108900 notes

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

(via pizza)

@6 days ago with 909521 notes
bunnersparadise:

#Gorilla number 4#

bunnersparadise:

#Gorilla number 4#

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@1 week ago with 1363 notes

lloveyou:

liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

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@1 week ago with 538745 notes

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@1 week ago with 4441 notes
@1 week ago with 178 notes

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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@1 day ago with 738933 notes

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

(via ajailnun)

@3 days ago with 347335 notes

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@5 days ago with 18744 notes

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@1 week ago with 32326 notes

onlylolgifs:

Fish on Wheels

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@1 week ago with 332940 notes
cadoized:

crazycatchickkk:

cadoized:

Look at what my sister bought me

I HOPE WHOEVER MADE THIS DIES A HORRIBLE DEATH LONG AND SLOW AND SOME ONE CHOPS YOUR BODY PARTS OF AND IT HURTZ. AND I DONT LIKE YOI AND YOUR AN AWFUL PERSONS EVIL WHORE CUNT BIT CH GOD JESU S CHRIST

calm down mate its a stuffed toy

cadoized:

crazycatchickkk:

cadoized:

Look at what my sister bought me

I HOPE WHOEVER MADE THIS DIES A HORRIBLE DEATH LONG AND SLOW AND SOME ONE CHOPS YOUR BODY PARTS OF AND IT HURTZ. AND I DONT LIKE YOI AND YOUR AN AWFUL PERSONS EVIL WHORE CUNT BIT CH GOD JESU S CHRIST

calm down mate its a stuffed toy

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@1 week ago with 25257 notes

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@1 week ago with 8843 notes
Zelda Triforce